A Funny Story,Actually A EWWW!!! Story!!!

Well we were all playing tag with my friends in Turkey when this happened. I raced into the bathroom so that I could lock the door and be safe.Well you know those toilets that are basically a pit in the ground?While I was racing in I actidentily(plz tell me if the spelling is wrong)stepped into the toilet and there was something there!!!!!!!EWWWWWWWWWWW,right!?Thats the funny story for today!!!!

About Me!!!!

-I have written 3 books.
-I'm Turkish and bilangual (I hope I spelled that right)
-My MOTHER dropped me in the toilet when I was 2!
-My life is hillarius*1000.
-I'm a klutz (and I like it that way) I've broken something precious 10 times, I've knocked celebirty standies 10 times, and I've bumped into the towers of cans they put up in stores 20 times.
-I love freestyle writing.

Say Hello ToThe Newbie!

Hi I'm a newbie at this blogging thing so if you have a thing that you think I could have improved on tell me. Every once in while I'll have a story to tell either something funny or about my life soo look out for them! That's all I can tell you about my blog, the rest is a secret!!!